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  • Veggie Mascot Proposes at Minor League Game

    Veggie Mascot Proposes at Minor League Game

    “So Linda, how did Jimmy propose?”

    “Oh it was so sweet. He won the Vegetable Race at the Reading Phillies game and then ran up into the stands. He grabbed a microphone and proposed. Luckily I had already had 10 beers by then. You wanna watch it? It’s on You Tube.”

  • Larissa Riquelme Strips in Interviu Magazine To Support Spain

    Larissa Riquelme Strips in Interviu Magazine To Support Spain

    Larissa Riquelme quickly became every man’s dream and inspired a new kind of World Cup fever when she showed the world her beauty, along with some skimpy outfits as she cheered on her beloved Paraguay. Now Larissa Riquelme has taken it a step further.  She recently lost her clothes in Interviu magazine.  But not for […]

  • Bobby Valentine Picks Jose Ortiz to Win The Derby (Video)

    Bobby Valentine Picks Jose Ortiz to Win The Derby (Video)

    It’s not unusual for ESPN talking heads to make boneheaded comments. In fact, it’s probably the norm. But we were taken by surprise when former Mets manager Bobby Valentine made a huge goof during ESPN’s telecast of the 2010 Home Run Derby. So yeah, that’s DAVID Ortiz, not Jose. You know, all those Hispanic guys […]

  • Ken Griffey Jr.’s Goodbye Baseball, Hello Cooperstown Commercial (Video)

    Ken Griffey Jr.’s Goodbye Baseball, Hello Cooperstown Commercial (Video)

    Nike has always been super-creative when it comes to making commercials and building their brand.  In this new add they bring the clever in saluting the man with one of baseball’s all-time sweetest swings: Ken Griffey Jr. The cracks of the bat are accompanied by one of Seattle Mariners play by play announcer Rick Rizzs’ […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 7/12/10 — David Ortiz

    The Stat Line of the Night — 7/12/10 — David Ortiz

    He is known affectionately as “Big Papi” around the league, but David Ortiz’s bat was anything but big to start the season.  In fact, in April his offensive numbers were so bad that there were rumors he might be traded.  Fast forward to last night and things had completely changed.  After that abysmal April Ortiz […]

  • Kayak Diving (GIF)

    Kayak Diving (GIF)

    Perhaps this kid is practicing for a trip off the edge of Niagara Falls.  Or maybe he was just bored.  Whatever the case may be, I think he has just helped us add to our list of hybrid sports.  It may not be quite as extreme as some other others we have seen in the […]

  • Wheelchair Man Invades The Field During CFL Game

    Wheelchair Man Invades The Field During CFL Game

    Seeing fans storm the field at a sporting event is nothing new.  Even within the Canadian Football League, where games have been interrupted before by some rather dramatic antics.  But does it get any more dramatic than a man on a motorized wheelchair zipping across the field?  How the hell did he even get that […]

  • German Celebration Fail (Video)

    German Celebration Fail (Video)

    Perhaps it is a good thing Germany did not win the World Cup, else there may have been plenty more Deutschland douchebags falling out of cars and ending up on the ground, like this guy. What was he celebrating anyways? A quarterfinal victory? Your team didn’t win, and you had to suffer the pain of […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Paul The Octopus’ Secret Unveiled

    Picture Of The Day: Paul The Octopus’ Secret Unveiled

    It was a marvelous World Cup run that ended in triumph.  And no, we are not talking about the Spaniards, who captured their first ever World Cup title with a 1-0 extra time win over the Netherlands on Sunday.  Instead, we are referring to Paul the Octopus, who correctly predicted all eight of the games […]

  • How Many Useless Talents Can One Man Have? (Video)

    How Many Useless Talents Can One Man Have? (Video)

    I don’t think I have ever seen a man with so many useless talents before in my life.  I mean, his parkour skills are quite impressive, as are his juggling and yahtzee rolling abilities, but can any of these actually earn you a decent living?  I wouldn’t count on it. At first I was in […]

  • Is The LeBron-Bosh-Wade Intro Sports’ Most Pitiful Moment?

    Is The LeBron-Bosh-Wade Intro Sports’ Most Pitiful Moment?

    It was pathetic enough to see LeBron James decide to abandon Cleveland and “take [his] talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat,” but it doesn’t get any more embarrassing than the introduction of the Heat’s new “Big Three”, which took place the following day in Miami. These guys haven’t even won a game […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 7/11/10 — Carlos Quentin

    The Stat Line of the Night — 7/11/10 — Carlos Quentin

    Less than one week from securing a Stat Line of the Night, Carlos Quentin has done it again, this time propelling his red hot Chicago White Sox into first place in the AL Central.  The White Sox had a terrible start to the season and had some people calling for the heads of front office […]

  • Jimmy Jump Attempts To Touch World Cup Trophy, Gets A Stiff Right (Video)

    Jimmy Jump Attempts To Touch World Cup Trophy, Gets A Stiff Right (Video)

    Jimmy Jump has once again made his mark, and this time it came on the world’s grandest stage at the World Cup final between Spain and Netherlands in Johannesburg.   After Italian captain Fabio Cannavaro brought the championship trophy out onto the field prior to the game, Jimmy Jump attempted to drape it in one of […]

  • Nigel De Jong Vs Xabi Alonso Kung Fu Fighting (GIF)

    Nigel De Jong Vs Xabi Alonso Kung Fu Fighting (GIF)

    It is a great feeling for any soccer player to be playing in the finals of a World Cup, unless you are Spain’s Xabi Alonso, who was on the receiving end of this devastating kick from the Netherlands’ Nigel De Jong. It was the type of kick that is capable of breaking ribs and collapsing […]