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Top Pick Matthew Stafford Enjoys Beach, Babes, Breasts, and Booze
Total Pro Sports – They say a picture tells a thousand words. I can easily think of four in this picture of Detroit Lions quarterback of the future, Matthew Stafford: Beach, Babes, Booze and Boobs. Sounds like an Arizona State cheerleader party, minus Hugh Jackman. I guess life is good when you are the NFL’s […]
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Bill O’Reilly Angered Over Erin Andrews Peephole Tape, Shows Clip Anyways
Total Pro Sports – Being a sports blog, we don’t get to talk much about Bill O’Reilly. In fact, we never get to talk about the popular member of the Fox New Network, but now we can, thanks to the Erin Andrews peephole video. The always-right-in-his-own-mind host of the O’Reilly Factor spoke about the video […]
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The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/22/09 – Marco Scutaro
Total Pro Sports – Once again we turn to the Cleveland Indians vs. Toronto Bule Jays series for our Stat Line of the Night. With the rumor mill in Toronto surrounding Jays ace Roy Halladay, it was another possible piece of trade bait that put on a show last night at the Rogers Centre. Shortstop […]
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Robber Sacked By Edmonton Eskimos’ Kitwana Jones
Total Pro Sports – Need proof that CFL players are more than just a bunch of over-celebratory B-leaguers? For that we bring you the case of Kitwana Jones, the Edmonton Eskimos’ defensive back who gets up pretty early in the morning to serve his community’s citizens. The incident happened early Tuesday morning at around 6:45. […]
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Jordan Crawford Dunks On LeBron James Secret Video Released!
Total Pro Sports – It took quite some time, but we are finally witnesses to the infamous Jordan Crawford dunk on LeBron James. We told you earlier in the day that the video footage was to be released at 6:45, but it has appeared a few hours early. It happened just the way Crawford described […]
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Pittsburgh State Safety To Miss Season Due To Zebra Bite…Seriously?
Total Pro Sports – It’s WTF time again! This one comes out of Pittsburgh, Kansas, where an athlete’s season has ended before it even started due to what may be the most bizarre injury ever sustained. It sure beats your typical broken hand from punching a door. Joe Windscheffel, a safety at Pittsburgh State, will […]
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Hugh Hefner: “I Don’t Know Who LeBron Is”
Total Pro Sports – Who would have thought that being around so many hot women with great breasts and asses would have you completely detached from the world of sports? That seems to be the case for Hugh Hefner as a simple “Kobe or LeBron” question turned out to be a difficult one for the […]
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Since When Did Opening Pitches Become So Political?
Total Pro Sports – Since President Barack Obama threw out the opening pitch for the MLB All-Star game, there seems to have been a lot of fire thrown his way from right-wing conservatives regarding his arm strength. Fox News was all over the story, and they couldn’t get enough of the fact that the ball […]
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We Will All Be Witnesses! LeBron James Dunk Tape To Be Revealed
<img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-13802" title="jordan-crawford-dunks-on-lebron-james" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jor Heal Depression Naturally dan-crawford-dunks-on-lebron-james-300×240.jpg” alt=”jordan-crawford-dunks-on-lebron-james” width=”300″ height=”240″ />Total Pro Sports – Many of you may be thinking, “if they can get footage of Erin Andrews naked squatting in front of a mirror, then why can’t we see footage of LeBron James getting dunked on?” Well apparently the wait will […]
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The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/21/09 – Cliff Lee
Total Pro Sports – With the Indians traveling into Toronto, they bound to hear about all the buzz surrounding the possible trade involving the AL’s leading candidate for this year’s Cy Young, Roy Halliday. Last night they sent a Cy Young winner of their own to the mound, last year’s winner Cliff Lee, and he […]
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Tony Romo Works Quickly, Now With Hot Blonde Named Natalie Smith
Total Pro Sports – Tony Romo is just as quick off the field as he is on it. It was only yesterday that we were talking about how was seen sucking on the face of Michelle Johnson one day after breaking up with Jessica Simpson. Now we are hearing that he has a new woman […]
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Move Over Jessica! Michelle Johnson Is Tony Romo’s New Jinx
Total Pro Sports – Dallas Cowboy fans were likely rejoicing after word got out that their starting quarterback, Tony Romo, parted ways with Jessica Simpson (at least he still has the upskirt pics to look back on). Well not so fast! It looks like there may be a new jinx in town, and this one […]
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Laker Girl’s Healthy Eating Includes Carl’s Jr. Burgers
Total Pro Sports – It’s that time of year. With the start of the NBA, NFL and NHL seasons only a few months away, training camps are beginning and decisions must be made regarding who will make the final cut, and who is going to get sent home. Not only are the athletes subjected to […]
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Leave It To Ron Artest To Explain The Anatomy Of The Williams Sisters
Total Pro Sports – Maybe Ron Artest‘s next song should be about the Williams sisters, Venus and Serena. He seems to have a couple of lines he can stick in there to make things interesting. With the Twitter world continuing to give us bloggers something to talk about, today we turn to Ron Artest, a.k.a. […]
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Andrea McNulty’s Sex Suit Against Ben Roethlisberger Gets Even More Confusing
Total Pro Sports – So you have likely heard about the story of Big Ben Roethlisberger‘s sexual law suit which was filed by Andrea McNulty, an employee at Harrah’s Hotel in Lake Tahoe. The news was delivered last night just after 7 o’clock by Pro Football Talk, who stated that a suit has been filed […]
