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  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 5/6/10 – Johan Franzen

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 5/6/10 – Johan Franzen

    With their backs against the wall and elimination staring them in the face, the Detroit Red Wings needed to come out firing last night at Joe Louis Arena if they wanted to avoid being swept from the playoffs in front of their hometown fans.  They did just that, and it was none other than the […]

  • If Jesus Were Alive Today, He’d Be A Liquid Mountaineer!

    If Jesus Were Alive Today, He’d Be A Liquid Mountaineer!

    Now here is a sport I think Jesus would have excelled at.  It is called Liquid Mountaineering and the objective is simple: run on water for as long as you can. These guys may not be the son of God or even Chris Angel, but they seem to be pretty damn good at high-stepping their […]

  • When Bobsledding And Skateboarding Collide (Video)

    When Bobsledding And Skateboarding Collide (Video)

    We here at TotalProSports are all about taking your average sport to the next level.  Wherever there is someone willing to turn any athletic activity into something extreme, we are always prepared to show it some love.  This case of bringing skateboarding and bobsledding together is no different. Most people assume that once the snow […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Underwater Skiing

    Picture Of The Day: Underwater Skiing

    I would love to talk about the prospects of this new sport, which combines the physical endurance of cross country skiing with the joy of being in the ocean, but I am simply too distracted by the granny in her bikini bottoms and wet t-shirt. The first time I saw this, I was literally seconds […]

  • Soccer Player Given Yellow Card For Dying

    Soccer Player Given Yellow Card For Dying

    When it comes to officiating in the sport of soccer, it appears as though diving will be tolerated.  Dying, on the other hand, will not. Mladost FC’s Goran Tunjic found that out the hard way when he collapsed in the 35th minute of a match against Hrvatski Sokol.  The Croatian footballer fell to the ground […]

  • Yankees The Latest Victims Of The SI Jinx

    Yankees The Latest Victims Of The SI Jinx

    The Philadelphia Phillies’ Roy Halladay was lucky enough to have his Sports Illustrated jinx last for only one spring training game.  The New York Yankees have not been so fortunate.  And to make matters worse, the May 3, 2010 issue of the popular sports magazine featured not one, but four of the Bronx Bombers’ top […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/5/10 – Amare Stoudemire

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/5/10 – Amare Stoudemire

    The Suns were looking to maintain home court advantage against the Spurs as game 2 went down in Phoenix Wednesday night. This is no easy task as the Spurs have owned the Suns in playoff basketball for years. So Amare Stoudemire stepped in and basically gave the basketball equivalent of saying “My house”. Stoudemire ripped […]

  • Only Two People In The World Can Do This (GIF)

    Only Two People In The World Can Do This (GIF)

    This is absolutely crazy.  I would have a tough time finding someone who could do this trick using their hands, so to witness someone execute it so flawlessly with the help of only their index fingers is nothing short of ridiculous.  And to think that I thought gymnastics was only interesting when it involved face […]

  • Vancouver Cabbies Warned To Beware Of Patrick “20 Cents” Kane

    Vancouver Cabbies Warned To Beware Of Patrick “20 Cents” Kane

    With the Western Conference semi-final series between the Blackhawks and Canucks headed back to Vancouver for Game 3 tonight, a warning has been issued to all local cabbies:  Beware of Patrick “Twenty Cent” Kane. In an effort to better prepare these men and women behind the wheel, the front page of the Vancouver 24 Hours […]

  • Rutgers Kid Provides Another Epic Face Plant

    Rutgers Kid Provides Another Epic Face Plant

    Not only did this guy finish the sprint in second-to-last place, but he couldn’t even prevent himself from falling face first into the fence in the back of the end zone.  How embarrassing!  And the worst part of all is that for some reason there was someone in the stands recording the entire thing. As […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Kobe Is National Geographic’s Latest Cover Boy

    Picture Of The Day: Kobe Is National Geographic’s Latest Cover Boy

    Kobe Bryant has become a household name in the sporting world, and it has therefore come as little surprise to see his face plastered all over magazines and television sets everywhere.  Even his very own MVPuppet has used his name to gain recognition across the country. So when the Los Angeles Times decided to put […]

  • Another Phillies Fan Runs Onto The Field, But No Taser?

    Another Phillies Fan Runs Onto The Field, But No Taser?

    Thanks to 17-year-old Steve Consalvi, it appears as though running onto the field at Citizens Bank Park in an attempt to get tased by security has become the cool thing to do in Philadelphia.  His actions on Monday night were enough to inspire 32-year-old Thomas Betz to do the same during the ninth inning of […]

  • Another Video Of Tatiata Kozhevnikova’s Powerful Vagina (SFW)

    Another Video Of Tatiata Kozhevnikova’s Powerful Vagina (SFW)

    It has been a while since we checked in with our favorite Russian vagina, which belongs to 42-year-old Tatiata Kozhevnikova. The current world record holder for the strongest minge has been keeping things tight down there, and she has yet another video to prove it.  Perhaps Tatiata should consider putting together some sort of instructional […]

  • Introducing The San Jose Sharks Olympic Diving Team (Video)

    Introducing The San Jose Sharks Olympic Diving Team (Video)

    The San Jose Sharks have now taken a 3-0 stranglehold on their Western Conference semi-final series against the Detroit Red Wings.  Much of that can be attributed to the strong play from their second line, consisting of Joe Pavalski, Devin Setoguchi and Ryan Clowe.  Another key to their stellar play has been the resurgence of […]