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  • Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    After I saw Weird Science for the first time, I dreamt that I could get a hot 80′s babe to come make me feel good about myself.  After seeing the latest Danica Patrick, GoDaddy.com, 80′s-styled commercial, I was instantly reminded of Weird Science and all the things I’d do for a skimpily clad Danica P. lookalike to bust […]

  • Felony Not Funny; Gilbert Arenas Reaches Guilty Plea Deal

    Felony Not Funny; Gilbert Arenas Reaches Guilty Plea Deal

    If there’s ever been a more bizarre NBA story in recent memory, I don’t know what it is.  The evolution of the Gilbert Arenas gun story was almost as ridiculous as the story itself.  What started as a random NBA investigation into Arenas having guns in the locker room, simply because he didn’t want them […]

  • Oh! The OHL! Zack Kassian Huge Hit on Matt Kennedy (Video)

    Oh! The OHL! Zack Kassian Huge Hit on Matt Kennedy (Video)

    I’m more of an NHL guy, if  I don’t say so myself, but I never would have thought the OHL could provide so much theater… and compelling brutality!   The top two teams in the league, the Barrie Colts and Windsor Spitfires, found themselves in the middle of a vicious cock-fight on Thursday, making rabid […]

  • Junior Seau Castrates Seabiscuit (Video)

    Junior Seau Castrates Seabiscuit (Video)

    Once upon a time, linebacker Junior Seau was known for concussing quarterbacks in the National Football League.  After 19 years, he retired and something (more limelight) gave him the crazy idea to start taking up random jobs around the sports world and actually video tape it for TV entertainment. Every week Seau takes on a […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 1/14/10 – LeBron James

    The Stat Line of the Night – 1/14/10 – LeBron James

    The big story of the night was how Sundiata Gaines – a D-League callup on a 10-day contract – nailed a buzzer-beating three-pointer to win the game for the Jazz in Utah. But LeBron James dominated the game in one of the NBA’s most difficult places to play. The King started out a bit slowly […]

  • New Axe Product Cleans Your Dirty Balls (Video)

    New Axe Product Cleans Your Dirty Balls (Video)

    Not those balls…well, kind of those balls.  Depends how you interpret this hilarious commercial.  Axe has gone all out with this one, and I’m pretty sure that you won’t be seeing this commercial on TV during primetime.  Although other commercials have gone overboard with the sex innuendos, this one is on a whole new level. […]

  • Buckeyes Mark Titus Makes Hilarious Basketball Video

    Buckeyes Mark Titus Makes Hilarious Basketball Video

    If you haven’t heard of Mark Titus, he is the proprietor of the popular blog “Club Trillion: Life views from the end of the bench”.  He is the last man on the bench for the Ohio State Buckeyes and while his blog is supposed to be about being a 12th man, it revolves more around […]

  • World Cup Stab-Proof Vests on Sale Now! No Joke

    World Cup Stab-Proof Vests on Sale Now! No Joke

    Soccer is not a game for the faint of heart.  I mean yeah, I’m talking about playing it, but mostly I’m talking about even being interested in it.  Everyone knows soccer fans are nuts and have a tendency to riot when they get upset, and the last thing anyone wants is to actually bleed to […]

  • Oops! Soccer Goalie Falls on Head During Routine Play

    Oops! Soccer Goalie Falls on Head During Routine Play

    This video is one of those embarrassing things that I’m sure this goalie wishes would just disappear.  Unfortunately for him, the internet and his aching neck will probably not let him or anyone else forget it for quite some time.  What seems like easy plays for goalies don’t always end up working out that way. […]

  • Bigfoot Beats Down Bolduc During Canucks-Wild Game (Video)

    Bigfoot Beats Down Bolduc During Canucks-Wild Game (Video)

    Oh you thought I meant the real bigfoot?  Well not exactly, but if you watch this video you could easily get confused.  During last night’s Canucks-Wild game, the Wild took firm control of the game in the 3rd period, jumping out to a 5-2 lead.  While the game was clearly out of reach for the […]

  • The Statline of the Night – 1/13/10 – Aaron Brooks

    The Statline of the Night – 1/13/10 – Aaron Brooks

    The Rockets should not have had as much trouble as they had against the Timberwolves at home in Houston on Wednesday night. It took 3 overtimes, but eventually the Rockets outlasted the Wolves 120-114. Rockets fans have Aaron Brooks to thank for saving them from an embarrassing defeat to the league’s second-worst team. Brooks led […]

  • School Pride + 9/11 = FAIL

    School Pride + 9/11 = FAIL

    Fails are always fun, but this one left me speechless.  For those of you out there who didn’t pick up on the obvious issue with this picture, I’ll clear it up for you.  What seems like an innocent sweatshirt in fact looks eerily like a plane flying into the twin towers.  And by eerily I […]

  • Drunk Redneck Pisses On and Sets Fire to Lane Kiffin Gear

    Drunk Redneck Pisses On and Sets Fire to Lane Kiffin Gear

    This video is extremely not safe for work.  As a disclaimer for the video, I just want to make sure you all see exactly what is going on here.  Some Tennessee fan, understandably upset about Kiffin’s defection to USC, has taken it upon himself to personally create this video of him disrespecting Lane Kiffin.  Note […]

  • Dudes Blister Shaped Like Minnesota Vikings Logo (PIC)

    Dudes Blister Shaped Like Minnesota Vikings Logo (PIC)

    The  Vikings are overrated this season and they have shown it the past couple weeks.  I’m a Favre-hater though, so I’m a bit biased on the subject.  It appears that I’m not the only one who has lost some faith in the Vikings.  Their own fans are taking desperate, and gross, measures to try to […]

  • Matt Bradley Moves in and Fights for Alex Ovechkin (Video)

    Matt Bradley Moves in and Fights for Alex Ovechkin (Video)

    While you see a lot of fighting in hockey, you rarely see the big stars dropping their gloves on the ice.  During the Lightning-Capitals game last night, however, Alexander Ovechkin got into it with Steve Downie.  Ovi is generally known more for his skill on the ice and his antics off it, but last night […]