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  • Kobe And Lebron Now Babysitting Lil’ Dez In New Commercial

    Kobe And Lebron Now Babysitting Lil’ Dez In New Commercial

    Total Pro Sports – Maybe Nike should have saved some of the Kobe Bryant and LeBron James puppet commercials for next year, when they may actually be useful.  Instead, we now have the newest edition of the most over-hyped rivalry to never be played out. This time around, Kobe and LeBron are babysitting Mrs. Lewis’ […]

  • Michelle Larcher de Brito Is Tennis’ New Orgasmic Grunter

    Michelle Larcher de Brito Is Tennis’ New Orgasmic Grunter

    Total Pro Sports – There is likely no better way to sell the game of tennis to males than by having a female in a short skirt shriek and moan loud enough to be heard three courts over (well maybe just one better way: Simona Halep).  Sadly, that moaner is Michelle Larcher de Brito, a […]

  • Brandon Marshall Beats Corners And Women

    Brandon Marshall Beats Corners And Women

    Total Pro Sports – Bronco’s wide out Brandon Marshall has proven that he can be an elite receiver in the NFL, but his successes on the field have been largely overshadowed by his failures off it. The troubled player out of the University of Central Florida has had his fair share of legal confrontations, but […]

  • Brad Childress Sports A Rug During Mini-Camp

    Brad Childress Sports A Rug During Mini-Camp

    Total Pro Sports – Who is that ’80s rock star coaching the Vikings and what did he do with Brad Childress?  That was what many unsuspecting spectators, players, and media personnel must have been asking themselves during the final day of the Minnesota Vikings’ 3-day mini-camp yesterday in Eden Prairie. With his well-known bald head […]

  • Former Playboy Model LaTasha Marzolla Wins MMA Debut

    Former Playboy Model LaTasha Marzolla Wins MMA Debut

    Total Pro Sports – It was a long layoff, but after three years LaTasha Marzolla’s return to the ring was a successful one.  The former playboy model put her gorgeous looks on the line, and although she will have to deal with a few facial bruises, it was her opponent, Christy Tada, who was unable […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/31/09 – Chris Osgood

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/31/09 – Chris Osgood

    Total Pro Sports – Playing against Evgeni Malkin and Sidney Crosby can be a goalie’s worst nightmare, but that is not exactly the case in this year’s Stanley Cup Finals.  In fact, for Detroit Red Wings netminder Chris Osgood, it seems more like an incredible dream.

  • Stanley Cup Final Preview: Time For Revenge?

    Stanley Cup Final Preview: Time For Revenge?

    Total Pro Sports – It all began on Wednesday, April 15, 2009.  Now, three rounds, fourteen series, 43 days, 70 games, and a whole lot of bruises later we are left with the final two teams in the NHL playoffs, one of the most demanding post-seasons in professional sports.  In the 2009 edition of the […]

  • Brady’s Back! What Does That Mean For Fantasy Football?

    Brady’s Back! What Does That Mean For Fantasy Football?

    Total Pro Sports – It was the moment that turned the 2008 fantasy football season upside down.  Sunday, September 7, 2008 marks the last time Tom Brady was on the field throwing to his fellow New England Patriot receivers.  That was the day Bernard Pollard tackled his knee, tearing his ACL in the process.  Every […]

  • Plaxico Burress “Deathly Afraid” Of Jail

    Plaxico Burress “Deathly Afraid” Of Jail

    Total Pro Sports – To go from a possibility of three years in jail to only 3 months in jail is bargain, but it is not one that former New York Giant’s wide receiver Plaxico Burress is willing to accept. Faced with a second-degree weapons charge that caries with it a minimum 1 1/2 year […]

  • Sh*t In A Sock The Perfect Cheerleader Prank!

    Sh*t In A Sock The Perfect Cheerleader Prank!

    Total Pro Sports – The days of hazing have not passed us by just yet.  In fact, some would argue that they have only got worse as students become even more creative with their pranks.  But what happens when they get too creative.  Then you have some shit on your hands.  Literally! Three cheerleaders decided […]

  • Matador Gored Fighting A Bull, Now Fights For His Life

    Matador Gored Fighting A Bull, Now Fights For His Life

    Total Pro Sports – Just like the saying goes.  “If You mess with the bull, you get the horns.”  Israel Lancho learned that the hard way and now, after losing his fight with the bull, he finds himself in critical condition fighting for his life in a Madrid hospital.  Score one point for mother nature.  […]

  • 2009 Spelling Bee Champ Crowned! Do They Check I.D.’s?

    2009 Spelling Bee Champ Crowned! Do They Check I.D.’s?

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday some of you may have been channel surfing and noticed during the day that something not resembling sports was on ESPN.  Later in the night that same something would find itself on ABC.  That something was the 2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee.  this has become a popular event, among both […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/28/09 – LeBron James

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/28/09 – LeBron James

    Total Pro Sports – He knew what was on the line.  Beat the Orlando Magic, or go home disappointed with a 4-1 series loss.  He also knew that in order for his side to win, the bulk of the load would once again fall on his shoulders, just as it always has.  So what did […]

  • Shaq Challenges Lance Armstrong To Bike Race On Twitter

    Shaq Challenges Lance Armstrong To Bike Race On Twitter

    Total Pro Sports – Shaq has really taken to this whole Twitter thing.  So much so that now he is challenging other professional sports athletes to competitions in their own sports.  First on the List?  Lance Armstrong. Shaq tweeted Armstrong saying, “I challenge u to a race any time any place, it’s time someone challenged […]