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  • Doors No Match For Brock Lesnar

    Doors No Match For Brock Lesnar

    Total Pro Sports – With UFC 100 right around the corner, Frank Mir will have to hope he can hold up better than a wooden door against Brock Lesnar.  If not, it wont be long before the monstrous heavyweight champion takes him down. During a clip from “Countdown to UFC 100″ on Spike TV, Lesnar […]

  • Tyler Kennedy and Kris Letang Give The Weather Report

    Tyler Kennedy and Kris Letang Give The Weather Report

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday we gave you part one of “why sports athletes should not quit their day job” when we played Ron Artest‘s rap tribute for Michael Jackson.  For part two today, we have Tyler Kennedy and Kris Letang giving the weather report at the KDKA News Studio. The two Penguin players, with […]

  • Michael Jackson, Magic Johnson, And A Bucket Of KFC…True Story

    Michael Jackson, Magic Johnson, And A Bucket Of KFC…True Story

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday, the world seemingly stopped to watch the Michael Jackson memorial.  We have seen others pay tribute to the pop legend through touchdown dances or incredibly painful to listen to songs (thanks again Ron Artest), but finally, someone in the sports world has shown their respect for MJ in front of […]

  • Quinton “Rampage” Jackson Dry-Humps Reporter During Interview (w/ Video)

    Quinton “Rampage” Jackson Dry-Humps Reporter During Interview (w/ Video)

    Total Pro Sports – Former UFC light-heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson seems to be extra-horny these days.  Maybe that should be expected after being around so many men as he coaches the Ultimate Fighter Season 10.  Someone should probably get this guy a blow-up doll. In an interview with one of Cage Potato’s hot female […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/07/09 – Paul Konerko

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/07/09 – Paul Konerko

    Total Pro  Sports – The Chicago White Sox have been on quite a tear recently, and last night Paul Konerko’s bat followed suit.  Looking to remain two games back of top spot in the AL Central, they used a career day from the first baseman to top the Cleveland Indians 10-6. Konerko was on fire […]

  • A Tribute To Michael Jackson, By Ron Artest?  This Should Be Good

    A Tribute To Michael Jackson, By Ron Artest? This Should Be Good

    Total Pro Sports – Just when we thought Arland Bruce’s tribute to the late Michael Jackson could not be topped, we are once again proven wrong. Ron Artest has recently made headlines with his move to the Lakers, and what better place to boost your singing career than Los Angeles.  For his first big hit, […]

  • Spectator Takes Anthony Kim’s Ball In The Ass (SFW)

    Spectator Takes Anthony Kim’s Ball In The Ass (SFW)

    Total Pro Sports – The 18th hole at the Congressional Country Club can be a dangerous one…to fans that is.  And to think that Charles Barkley was not even around for this one. Okay.  So maybe it is not that dangerous.  Or better yet, perhaps any hole where a spectator decides that he is better […]

  • World’s Strongest Vagina Just Got Stronger

    World’s Strongest Vagina Just Got Stronger

    Total Pro Sports – Let’s file this one under WTF!  We have seen world records for many things before:  the highest kick; longest soccer ball juggling; and now the strongest vagina. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, Russia, is 42-years-old, but her vagina remains as strong as ever.  She has exercised her love-box for fifteen years and […]

  • Fat Man Calls Serena Williams Overweight…F*cking Hypocrite!

    Fat Man Calls Serena Williams Overweight…F*cking Hypocrite!

    Total Pro Sports – Jason Whitlock is a large man who is currently writing for FoxSports.com.  He has been praised with the National Journalism Award for Commentary for “his ability to seamlessly integrate sports and social commentary and to challenge widely held assumptions along the racial divide.” Now he is seemingly challenging Serena Williams to […]

  • Good News, You Are Now Safe To Urinate During “God Bless America”

    Good News, You Are Now Safe To Urinate During “God Bless America”

    Total Pro Sports – Any doctor will tell you that you should not hold it in.  It just isn’t good for you bladder.  Well the New York Yankees would have had you thinking otherwise until recently.  Thankfully, things have changed over the course of time and you are now free to head to the washrooms […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/06/09 – Jarrod Washburn

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/06/09 – Jarrod Washburn

    Total Pro Sports – It was a tough decision on this one.  Two pitchers threw complete game shutouts.  Both allowing minimal hits.  One with more strikeouts, but the other with less hits and no walks allowed.  So who did we take?  Seattle’s Jarrod Washburn was our man for last night, but barely over Oakland pitcher […]