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  • 9 Things You Should Know About Future MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred

    9 Things You Should Know About Future MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred

    Baseball’s got a new commissioner. Twenty years after the Bud Selig era began, it wound down, culminating in yesterday’s election of new top dog for baseball. The man is Rob Manfred, and we don’t know too much about him. More accurately, we don’t know many interesting things about him. We’re just now starting to learn about […]

  • NFL Ref Shows His Arm Strength by Chucking Flag 31 Yards Downfield (GIF)

    NFL Ref Shows His Arm Strength by Chucking Flag 31 Yards Downfield (GIF)

    In case you were wondering what the referee equivalent of driving a giant truck to oversell your manhood is…we found it. His name has been deemed unimportant by media covering this event, probably because referees are soulless, and acknowledging a ref’s name would be like giving a name to your desk chair or an air […]

  • 11 New York Jets Have Tinder Accounts *Swipes Left*

    11 New York Jets Have Tinder Accounts *Swipes Left*

    Things may not be perfect for the New York Jets right now, but it’s a pretty crazy state of affairs when about 25% of a team is using online dating as though they were regular ole’ folk, and not rich professional athletes. In an article from the Wall Street Journal, it was revealed that, as […]

  • Prancercising Is Back!!! What’s ‘Prancercising,’ You Ask…? (Video)

    Prancercising Is Back!!! What’s ‘Prancercising,’ You Ask…? (Video)

    Filing this under “Other Sports,” but only because Total Pro Sports doesn’t have “Horseracing” or “Barnyard Role-Playing” categories.  It’s generally poor form to make fun of people for exercising in any fashion. They’re trying to better their health and themselves, so I would normally just muster up a “Good for them,” and be on my way. […]

  • Arizona State Football Player Chip Sarafin Comes Out as Gay

    Arizona State Football Player Chip Sarafin Comes Out as Gay

    Michael Sam came out as gay to his teammates on the University of Missouri football team last year, but he didn’t come out as gay to the public until after he had declared for the NFL draft. And that meant the answer to the trivia question, “who was the first openly gay Division I college football […]