
Is this a Key & Peele skit? Nope, this is real life.
A Louisiana High School football player has gone viral on social media, not because of something he did on the football field, but because he has one of the best names ever seen in the history of the United States.
Meet De’Coldest Crawford. His full legal name is ‘De’Coldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford’ and resides out of Green Oaks High School in Shreveport, Louisiana.
Move over Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, John David Booty, and “He Hate Me,” we have a new favorite name.
“I love the fame everyone’s giving me on social media,” Crawford told the news.
“Keep it going.”
Hopefully, the 6-foot-1 sophomore plays as good as his name and one day makes it to a top college and eventually to the NFL. Best. Jersey. Ever.
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