Calm down, Cowboys fans.
Somebody clearly had sometime on their hands following the decision of Washington to retire their Redskins name and logo. Someone took to Dallas Cowboys RB Ezekiel Elliott’s Wikipedia and promptly traded him to their division rival.
Two months later, it was reported that the star RB had tested positive for the coronavirus as he raged online about the information getting out.
He was also sued by a pool cleaner last month over an alleged dog attack at his home.
Last but not least, he also threatened to sue Sports Illustrated after the famed magazine ran a column online with the headline, “Ezekiel Elliott Forgets to Log Off, Admits to Being High on Twitch: Traina Thoughts.”